It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

It Was A Dark and Stormy Night

2. Having Never Deliberately Written a Mary Sue Before...

'Frodo,' I said breathlessly, my heaving bosom straining against the laces of my slightly-torn bodice which was as cornflower blue as the eyes staring dreamily into mine, 'Don't you think we ought to at least try to flee that giant spider crouching there behind those rocks, rather than pulling out that rather pretty but ineffectual-looking glass of water--or is it perfume that you got for me, darling, to celebrate our first kiss?'

(too too silly. But the challenge did say "worst ever" fanfic)

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

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Author: lindelea

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/18/04

Original Post: 03/18/04

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