It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

Not Quite a Dark and Stormy Night

1. Brain Bleach is Needed!

Legolas and his One True Love (TM), Losserisilanariel MarySue, were making love in a moonlit hotspring that appeared out of nowhere. Somewhere far above them, Tilion and Eärendil were crying "Bleach!!! We need brain bleach!!!"

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.


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Author: XNemesis

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Rating: General

Last Updated: 05/30/04

Original Post: 04/09/04

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