Darkness of the Dark Land, The
2. A Bitter Sue
‘How could I have left Bill there?” He thought sadly, thinking of the brownish, chestnut-like, yet exotic color of his best—and only—friend. ‘Bill was the only one who truly knew me,’ the Hobbit thought sadly to himself as he watched the wind—which he really could not see—blow around him, while he thought of the whole, wapping, few months that he had known Bill. It had been a lifetime to him.
“Wherever you are, Bill, I’ll miss you” Sam said out loud, ignoring the scholarly scowls that those around him gave him as he walked steadily along, watching the lack of trees around him. “I know you miss me, too.” Then, he broke down, and was left behind by his companions, who never wanted to bring him anyway, because he kept Legolas’ girl friend, Diarrhea Toiletia, from coming along.
Meanwhile, in a beautiful, oasis-like oasis swimming pool in southern California, Bill the Pony was enjoying himself, and decided to go see a movie with Legolas’ beautiful girl friend, and was glad that Sam was not with him anymore, and looked at the beautiful air around him, even though he couldn’t see it.
Note: The Mary-Sue’s name came from a story that my grandma told me. Apparently, a friend of hers knew someone who had named their child Diarrhea.
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