It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

On Dragons

1. On Dragons

"I had always heard," said the hobbit, as he stared at the dragon's chest, which was jewel-encrusted fit to drive any Victoria's Secret shopper to envy, "that dragons are rather, um... that is... well, you're said to, er, be—"

"Yes, we're hermaphrodites," Smaug interrupted smugly, and leered as she-he-it coyly uncoiled his/her/its tail and said triumphantly, "Feast your eyes on this!"


Ok, so I cheated a little to get an exchange out of this. But it's technically all one sentence, so it counts.

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Author: Dwimordene

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 05/14/04

Original Post: 05/14/04

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