International Legolas Month Song Parody Palooza

ET's Legolas Song Parodies

3. The Twelve Days of Narvinyë (Condensed Version)

This is sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas". You can hear the music and view the original lyrics at Songs of the Season: The Twelve Days of Christmas.

The Twelve Days of Narvinyë (Condensed Version)

On the 12th of Narvinyë the Valar gave to me:

12 thoughts of joining
11 dreams a-lusting
10 sighs a-sighing
9 quick flirtations
8 palpitations
7 shivers shiv'ring
6 carnal urges
5 smold'ring looks
4 kisses steam'd
3 squeezes
2 in foreplay
and a Greenleaf in my warm bed.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.


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Author: Elena Tiriel

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 09/24/04

Original Post: 06/09/04

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