14. Chapter Fourteen
"I saved you all from a Balrog," Marinalite said.
"Oh, okay," Everyone (except for Marinalite) said.
"We need to go to Mordor by ourselves, Sam," Frodo said.
"Oh, okay," Sam said. "I'll go get my stuff."
"Okay, bye everyone," Frodo said. "Sam and I are going to Mordor by ourselves."
"Oh, okay," Everyone said. "Have fun! Send us a postcard."
"Oh, okay," Frodo said. "We will, but first we have to destroy this evil ring. See?" Frodo held up the One Ring.
"Oh, okay," Marinalite said. "Legolas and I are going to go get married, and then we are going to go on a honey moon in Moria. We'll see you all when we get back."
"Oh, okay," Everyone else said.
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