Dwim's Spoofy Carols
2. The Little Ringbearer
To the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy."
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Come, they told me
pa rum pa pum pum
The Dark Lord's Ring to bring
pa rum pa pum pum
To Elrond's safe-keeping
pa rum pa pum pum
In comp'ny of a king
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
So to Imladris
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Lords and Ladies
pa rum pa pum pum
I do not know the way
pa rum pa pum pum
To find Orodruin
pa rum pa pum pum
To Mordor with the Ring
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
But I shall find a way
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Elrond nodded,
pa rum pa pum pum
The Elf and Dwarf agreed
pa rum pa pum pum
And Strider's pledged to me
pa rum pa pum pum
Samwise won't part with me
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
Pip, and Mer and me
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Nine we were that night
pa rum pa pum pum
Leaving Rivendell
pa rum pa pum pum
To Mordor with the Ring
pa rum pa pum pum
Into the fire I'll fling
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
The Ring if I can
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
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Come, they told me
pa rum pa pum pum
The Dark Lord's Ring to bring
pa rum pa pum pum
To Elrond's safe-keeping
pa rum pa pum pum
In comp'ny of a king
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
So to Imladris
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Lords and Ladies
pa rum pa pum pum
I do not know the way
pa rum pa pum pum
To find Orodruin
pa rum pa pum pum
To Mordor with the Ring
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
But I shall find a way
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Elrond nodded,
pa rum pa pum pum
The Elf and Dwarf agreed
pa rum pa pum pum
And Strider's pledged to me
pa rum pa pum pum
Samwise won't part with me
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
Pip, and Mer and me
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
Nine we were that night
pa rum pa pum pum
Leaving Rivendell
pa rum pa pum pum
To Mordor with the Ring
pa rum pa pum pum
Into the fire I'll fling
pa rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum, rum pa pum pum
The Ring if I can
pa rum pa pum pum
Here we come.
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