Kids do the darndest things...

Tips for Dealing With Children

2. Be Careful What You Say

When asked to stand and recite knowledge of the honoured guest’s land, Boromir looked thoughtful for a moment, then announced, “I know a poem.”

“Excellent!” declared the Lord Denethor, smiling fondly at his eldest. “Come, my son -- let us hear it.”

Boromir straightened proudly, took a deep breath, and said,

“From Rohan there was a young lass
Whose manners were terribly crass
For a cup of hard cider,
She’d allow any Rider
To fondle her pert Edoras.”

Fortunately, the King of Rohan had a six-year-old son himself, and was most understanding.

Come the morning, however, there was one less groom in the Steward’s stables.

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Author: EdorasLass

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Completion: Ongoing Serial

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Last Updated: 02/06/05

Original Post: 01/31/05

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