Hobbit Filk Challenge

Not Happy Where We Are

1. Not Happy Where We Are

   
   
   
to the tune of "So Happy Together" by the Turtles
sung by Frodo and Sam (and Gollum)


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Frodo: I imagine me and you

Sam: Me too!

Frodo: Not walking anymore....

Sam: My feet are sore.

Frodo: Thinking about the Shire we love and we adore.

Both: We're not happy where we are!


(verse)

Frodo:
I'd like my easy chair and my soft bed
A warm and comfy sunny spot to lay my head
With a couple books or two I haven’t read
I'm not happy where we are!

(chorus)

Gollum(unseen): I's can't sees me hunting nobodies but you for all my life...heh heh heh (My Precious)

Frodo: I'm so glad you're with me right now....hey, Sam do you have your knife?

Sam (spoken): Of course, Mr. Frodo.

(verse)

Sam:
I'd like a nice...hm...nice cup of tea!
A dish of fried mushrooms...or two...or three!
(sigh) and enough water so that I can pee.
I'm not happy where we are!

(chorus)

Gollum(closer): I's can't sees me hunting nobodies but you for all my life (My Prrreecious...)
My Precious is calling me closer and closer for
For all my life!

Frodo and Sam:
We'd like our regular beds
And proper meals
No tramping day to day through mucky feilds
And no dirty Gollum close upon our heels
We're not happy where we are!!

Sam: La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la la-ouch ouch ouch! (sorry, Mr. Frodo)

Frodo: La-la-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-la la-la-erk--ow! (Certainly, Sam)

Both:
Not happy where we are....
We're not happy where we are...

Frodo: How is the weather?

Sam (spoken): It's starting to rain.

Gollum: heh heh heh.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

   
   
   

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Author: Molly Littlefoot

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/27/05

Original Post: 03/27/05

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