Hobbit Filk Challenge

It Would Be My Precious

1. It Would Be My Precious

To the tune of: Wouldn’t It be Loverly from My Fair Lady


All I want is a Ring to wear,
To disappear while all others stare.
And I would never share...

‘Cause it would be my Precious.

Lots of rabbits for me to munch,
Worms for breakfast and fish for lunch.
I’d catch a whole big bunch...

With the helpses of my Precious!

Oh, my Precious, even after years it haunts me still.
And that nasty Bagginses...
Oh how I would love to kill.

Something wonderful it would be,
My birthday present all glittery.
A Ring that’s just for me...

And it would be My Precious!
My Precious...
My Precious...
My Precious!

‘Cause it would be my Precious!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.


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Author: Vistula the Dunadan

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/27/05

Original Post: 03/27/05

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