The Anti-Valentine's Day Quickie

The Odd Couple

4. A Taste of Honey

Straddling the Elf's muscular chest, the Dwarf propped the small pot between his thick legs and pulled the stopper out. He ran one finger around the gooey rim and licked up the golden sweet. Some drops stuck in his beard.

He dipped the finger again into the sticky, tawny mass. "Open up."

Obediently, Legolas parted his lips. Gimli plunged his finger into the velvety pink opening and Legolas closed his mouth around it. Ecstasy suffused his face as he sucked delicious honey off the writhing organ inside him. Slowly Gimli pulled his finger out.

Legolas sighed deeply. "Do that again."


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Author: Gandalfs apprentice

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 01/02/08

Original Post: 07/22/06

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