Yule Mathoms 2005 Collected
December 14 - 11 stupid spiders: 1. Eleven Stupid Spiders
A Mirkwood Nursery Rhyme
transcribed by Arandil
One stupid spider, sitting on the wall,
Two stupid spiders: shoot them; they will fall.
Three stupid spiders, running up a tree,
Four stupid spiders, thrown into the sea.
Five stupid spiders, dancing for the king,
Six stupid spiders: kill them in the spring.
Seven stupid spiders, lined up in a row,
Eight stupid spiders: hit them from below.
Nine stupid spiders, coming up the path,
Ten stupid spiders, they shall feel our wrath.
Eleven stupid spiders, swarming through our Wood,
We beat them; defeat them, all for the common good.