Lost in the Translation

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Summary: Bilbo explains to Frodo why there's no sex in The Lord of the Rings. Now, if we could only get our hands on the Blue Book!


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Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 Lost in the Translation 929 1 18 Jul 02
Appx. Word Count 929 1  



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Lost in the Translation

Gwynnyd - 26 Aug 06 - 9:38 PM

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Snork and giggle. 

 I had rather too much wine at the regatta dinner tonight and I *loved* this.

 (giggles madly and goes to find her husband....)

Lost in the Translation

Elena Tiriel - 27 Aug 06 - 3:55 PM

General Comment

the big summer Lithe-pole?


Oh, this is absolutely hilarious, Tyellas! Very well done!

- Barbara

Lost in the Translation

Tyellas - 28 Aug 06 - 1:26 AM

General Comment

Thanks for all the laughter-filled comments, everyone! This was the first LOTR fanfic story that I ever wrote. It's been downhill ever since. ;-)

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Story Information

Author: Tyellas

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Post-Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 01/31/03

Original Post: 07/16/02

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Bilbo Baggins
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