It’s corny, it’s clichéd, it’s cricket! It’s Frodo, it’s Samwise, it’s First Time!
Cricket is just baseball on Valium (Robin Williams)
Baseball is merely hyperactive cricket (Tiriel).
Village cricket is so essentially English that it just has to be a hobbit preoccupation! If you think you need to know, a few pointers to the rules and terminology are appended; I have tried to make it accurate, but, as you may have surmised, this isn’t really about cricket…
Hobbitslash and therefore completely AU. Mithril Awards 2004 - Best alternate universe or crossover - COMMENDED