Stories Spawned by Sauron

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Story Summary

My possible entries for the 'worst first lines' challenge. Warnings for: OOCness, bad writing, immature handling of adult matter, and general stupidity.


Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 The Seven Jewels 62 0 16 Mar 04
2 Healing Eowyn 33 0 16 Mar 04
3 Feanor, Child Of Fire 42 0 16 Mar 04
4 That Fiend Felagund 55 0 16 Mar 04
5 Whoopsie 27 1 18 Mar 04
6 Gandalf's Final Thoughts 44 1 29 Mar 04
Appx. Word Count 263 2  



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Stories Spawned by Sauron

oshun - 06 Dec 05 - 9:27 AM

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P.S. Still laughing! I tried to pick my personal favorite--it was too hard--I like a variety of genres and Ages! I agree with you that the one with potty humor is the worst. (Sorry, readers, I can't tell which chapter that is--it would be too big of a spoiler.)

Stories Spawned by Sauron

Shasta - 19 Apr 07 - 8:47 AM

General Comment

You had me laughing so hard that my stomach hurt and other people in the house wondered what I had ingested. 

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Story Information

Author: Tehta

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: General

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/29/04

Original Post: 03/16/04

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