Elf Slash Sarcasm

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Described by a reader as "An object lesson in how *not* to write Tolkien slash!" A parody featuring Elvish ways, Elrond's weakness, Boromir's breeches, and lots of fragrant alabaster skin. Brought to you by the most popular lubricant in Middle-Earth, the Phial of Oil (tm) - ask for it by name! Rated NC-17 by its very nature...

Mithril Awards 2003 - Finalist - Best Humor or Parody category


Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 Elf Slash Sarcasm 2,002 0 27 Aug 02
Appx. Word Count 2,002 0  



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Elf Slash Sarcasm

Scarlet10 - 31 Aug 06 - 10:10 PM

General Comment

Great, that was just great.

Most of all I liked Elrond's love-under-passion:

" Ai, harad-dan, naegro ni-finnel!"

Never before had I read such passionate love words before (winks).

And best of all, your author notes...

It is what actually made me write this, fearing the consequences if I wont :-)

Thank you for some great laugh.


Elf Slash Sarcasm

dwelf - 02 Sep 06 - 3:13 AM

General Comment

One has to love Boromir attitude in it all! Call that an eye opener!

I love it, it just shows it all so well, exact caricatures.  I 've met some Legolas and Elrond  typically like that and they were not protected from ridicule by the label "sarcasm". Oh well! They have seen much more, haven't they those poor characters.

Thanks Tyellas.


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Story Information

Author: Tyellas

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 03/15/04

Original Post: 08/27/02

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