Elladan's Biograph Script

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A ridiculous AU in which Rivendell bears a striking resemblance to modern day Calgary, Alberta. Elladan's journal records his daily life, beginning the summer before the Fellowship of the Ring is formed. Implied and non-graphic sexuality, both slash and het. Newest chapter: Haldir is introduced to Thranduil as a potential new best friend, Elrohir winds up in a retirement home for disabled veterans of the Last Alliance, and Elladan poses for campaign photos after being forced into running in the upcoming election.
 

 

Chapter List

Ch# Title Words Com. Updated
1 How I Spent My Summer Vacation: 1 4,678 0 01 Jun 09
2 How I Spent My Summer Vacation: 2 7,179 0 08 May 07
3 How I Spent My Summer Vacation: 3 7,993 0 08 May 07
4 How I Spent My Summer Vacation: 4 7,101 0 08 May 07
5 Home for the Holidays: 1 6,649 0 08 May 07
6 Home for the Holidays: 2 8,184 0 09 May 07
7 Home for the Holidays: 3 6,838 0 09 May 07
8 Home for the Holidays: 4 6,910 0 09 May 07
9 Home for the Holidays: 5 5,761 0 10 May 07
10 Home for the Holidays: 6 5,569 0 10 May 07
11 From Rohan With Love 3,388 2 10 May 07
12 The Elladan Show: 1 6,261 0 11 May 07
13 The Elladan Show: 2 6,735 0 11 May 07
14 The Elladan Show: 3 7,246 0 11 May 07
15 The Elladan Show: 4 8,768 0 14 May 07
16 The Elladan Show: 5 8,588 0 13 May 07
17 The Elladan Show: 6 8,795 0 17 May 07
18 The Elladan Show: 7 9,461 0 17 May 07
19 The Elladan Show: 8 8,606 0 20 May 07
20 The Elladan Show: 9 7,009 0 20 May 07
21 Rivendell Nine to Five: 1 6,910 0 29 May 07
22 Rivendell Nine to Five: 2 6,855 0 21 May 07
23 Rivendell Nine to Five: 3 7,707 0 14 Jan 08
24 Rivendell Nine to Five: 4 9,200 0 14 Jan 08
26 Index of Characters 1,055 2 28 May 07
Appx. Word Count 173,446 4  
 

 

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Elladan's Biograph Script

erunyauve - 17 May 07 - 11:27 AM

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I think I'm enjoying this more the second time around - knowing a bit of what to expect, I'm getting some of the things I missed the first time around.

>>Just for that I'm not telling him the password.  He'll be sorry if he ever has to come back here later!

If I recall the text correctly, Aragorn was too busy panting after Legolas to be much help with Celebrimbor's atrocious grammar on the West Gate.

>>Glorfindel suggested that maybe a more effective course of action, given the horrendous petrol prices these days, might be to go to the library, read newspapers, watch pirated satellite telly from Mordor, and surf the internet for information

All that riding forth after the Council of Elrond really didn't produce much information, did it?  You would think that someone would have noticed the wargs, at least.

>>I asked Aragorn why he got Glorfindel to come to his aid instead of Arwen, who drives that big SUV, which is much better suited for fording rivers than a luxury sedan. But Aragorn just gave me an exasperated look and said, "Because that would just be wrong!"

Very, very wrong.

Elladan's Biograph Script

Darth Fingon - 17 May 07 - 9:59 PM

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<i>If I recall the text correctly, Aragorn was too busy panting after Legolas to be much help with Celebrimbor's atrocious grammar on the West Gate.</i>

You may be right.  However, I must defend Celebrimbor and say that I don't think he had atrocious grammar so much as a sneaky intent to deliberately mislead people and snicker behind their backs.  That seems like it would be a very Noldorin thing to do, doesn't it?


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Author: Darth Fingon

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 10/04/07

Original Post: 05/07/07

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