Filks from the Red Book: 37. Mary-Sue

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37. Mary-Sue

Author’s note:
As well as the usual disclaimer, I must note that this is based on “Nowhere Man” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney – sung by the Beatles.

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She’s a real Mary-Sue
Hair of gold and eyes of blue
Making plans to take over the Fellowship

Speaks from shifting points of view
Doesn’t know she’s out of true
Isn’t she annoying as can be?
Mary-Sue, I’m wishing
That you would only listen
Mary-Sue, the tale is not about you

She’s as cute as she can be
Aragorn is on his knees
Mary-Sue, can you heal Frodo’s wound?
Mary Sue, your flirting
May be awfully diverting
But in all, somebody else
Would be less bothersome
Ah, la, la, la, la

Speaks from shifting points of view
Doesn’t know she’s out of true
Isn’t she annoying as can be?
Mary-Sue, I’m wishing
That you would only listen
Mary-Sue, the tale is not about you
Ah, la, la, la, la

She’s a real Mary-Sue
Hair of gold and eyes of blue
Making plans to take over the Fellowship
Making plans to take over the Fellowship
Making plans to take over the Fellowship

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Celandine Brandybuck

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Poetry

Rating: General

Last Updated: 05/02/04

Original Post: 03/08/03

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