Prince of Sunshine: 1. Prince of Sunshine

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1. Prince of Sunshine

I feel the urges, I say his name
I’m… a drooling fangurl outside a palace
All of the others
All of us a thousand and one Mary-Sues

He’s coming out now, get ready to pounce!
Oh isn’t he fair, his wheaten-gold hair
Just hold us back, before we do some damage
To our e-di-ble prince!

We love you with all our hearts…

Oh Le-go-las! Babe you’re so mine!
I wuvs you, you Thranduilion
Oh Le-go-las! You’re so damn fine!
Just kiss me, I’ll never let you go!

His baby-blue eyes, I wanna kiss ‘em!
His sculpted face and his chiseled bo-dy
I wanna hug him but this sea of Mary-Sues
Is just pee-ing me off!

I love him with all my heart…

Oh Le-go-las! Babe you’re so mine!
I wuvs you, you Thranduilion
Oh Le-go-las! You’re so damn fine!
Just kiss me, I’ll never let you go!


Adapted from 'Summer Sunshine' - the Corrs
Original lyrics found here (since I have no idea how to link)

http://www.corrsonline.com/archives/lyrics/summer_sunshine.shtml

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Andriana

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Post-Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/11/04

Original Post: 06/11/04

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