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1. Which Sue can it be now?

Which Sue can it be now? Which Sue is it knocking at my door? Tragic-Past, or Miss Beauty Galore? The late add on to the Fellowship, Time-traveler, she's so modern and hip! 'Member when my time was my own? Sometimes I wish, that I could just be cloned Pj your movies are my Bane, These crazy chicks don't want me for my brain! Who can she be now? Which Sue's hunting me now? Who can she be now? Someone hide me, now! Why choose Orli to play Thranduilion? please tell me, when'd I become a blonde? The Sues I fear, the games they play Think it'd help, if I told them I'm gay? All this Sue nookie's bad for my health if only I weren't such a piece of hot sweet Elf! I like it here in Greenwood the Great, I never wanted 50 Half-Elven mates! Who can she be now? Eru, why me now? Which Sue can it be now? She's climbing my tree, YOW! Oh dear sweet Manwë please take me away why let them torment me? Its not the Canon that they can see Now I'm their fantasy! Yeah!! Who can she be now? Which Sue's hunting me now? Who can she be now? Eru, why me now? Lyrics to Who Can It Be Now?

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Bow

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/19/04

Original Post: 06/19/04

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