Another Orc Bites the Dust: 1. Another Orc Bites the Dust

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1. Another Orc Bites the Dust

The elf stalks warily through the woods An arrow nocked to the bow Cuts down every orc he sees So damn fast they never know With Gimli, hey, his elvellon Swingin’ that sturdy dwarf-ax You know Enemies are out of time If the Prince is on their tracks Another orc bites the dust Another orc bites the dust And another orc gone and another orc gone Another orc bites the dust Hey, he’s gonna get you too Another orc bites the dust How do you think you’re gonna get away With Thranduilion on the scene? When he runs out of Uruk-hai He’ll be gunnin’ for Mary Sue teens Are you scared? Well, not enough You can never get away He’s a deadly shot (and wicked buff) Yeah, he practices every day Another Sue bites the dust Another Sue bites the dust And another Sue gone and another Sue gone Another Sue bites the dust Hey, he’s gonna get you too Another Sue bites the dust Hey Oh take it - bite the dust bite the dust Hey Another Sue bites the dust Another orc bites the dust ow Another Sue bites the dust he he Another orc bites the dust haaaa Ooh shoot out There are plenty of ways he can kill an orc, A troll, or a Mary Sue He can shoot ‘em, stab ‘em with his knife Or use a sword to run ‘em through. Yes, he’s ready, you know he’s ready for you Better run for your very life He’s got his dwarf and he’s got his bow He don’t want a fangirl wife Another orc bites the dust Another Sue bites the dust And another orc gone and another Sue gone Another orc bites the dust yeah Hey, he’s gonna get you too Another Sue bites the dust Shoot out Lyrics

Midi


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Sigil Galen

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/28/04

Original Post: 06/28/04

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