Yet More Carols of Middle-earth!: 2. The Hobbit Song

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2. The Hobbit Song

Conducted by Bilbo and sung by Frodo, Merry & Pippin to the tune of ‘The Chipmunk Song’.

(All right you Hobbits! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Frodo?
Okay, Merry?
Okay, Pippin? Pippin? PIPPIN!

Gandalf’s, Gandalf’s nearly here,
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Gandalf, hurry fast
Want some fireworks that boom
Me, I want a dwarf costume
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Frodo.
Very good Merry.
Ah, Pippin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Pippin. Pippin. PIPPIN!

Want some fireworks that boom
I still want a dwarf costume
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Gandalf, don't be late.

(Very good, boys.
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[hobbit chatter]
Pippin, cut that out..Merry, just a minute.
Frodo, will you cut that out? Boys...)

Okay, that was silly, but I couldn't resist! As a child I'd always get that song stuck in my head. Tomorrow, the song I promised you a year ago - the Edoras Children's Choir presents 'Grima the Wormtongue'!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Elemmire

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 12/24/04

Original Post: 12/14/04

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