To: the pitiful excuse for a Dark Servant
From: the ultimate Dark Lord
Memo: Sauron, how MANY times must I tell you... you MUST keep up a steady torture, lest we end up with inferior orcs. I DO have a time schedule here. And secondly... put that stupid idea of a ring aside. IT WILL NOT WORK. Really. Putting your power in a piece of jewelry that any half-wit orc can steal? Think about it, I know it hurts but guess what… I DON’T CARE. Now get BACK to work before I string you up by your ash nazg!
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