Eärengil's drabbles: 8. Internal memos... First Age style!

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8. Internal memos... First Age style!

A birthday request: the bad guys in action

To: the pitiful excuse for a Dark Servant
From: the ultimate Dark Lord

Memo: Sauron, how MANY times must I tell you... you MUST keep up a steady torture, lest we end up with inferior orcs. I DO have a time schedule here. And secondly... put that stupid idea of a ring aside. IT WILL NOT WORK. Really. Putting your power in a piece of jewelry that any half-wit orc can steal? Think about it, I know it hurts but guess what… I DON’T CARE. Now get BACK to work before I string you up by your ash nazg!


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Story Information

Author: Eärengil

Status: General

Completion: Work in Progress

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Other

Rating: General

Last Updated: 03/27/05

Original Post: 03/27/05

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