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1. The Truth About The LACE

by Aislynn Crowdaughter

 

It has been told to us of old that the knowledge about the Laws And Customs Of The Eldar (in short: the LACE) has been brought back to us by AElfwine, the great and brave mariner, the only mortal we know of who ever made the journey to the Undying Lands and came back alive to tell the tale. His account is all we know about the laws and customs of the Firstborn now(1).

 

However, recent discoveries have revealed new sources that give reason to believe that maybe, AElfwine's account should be taken with a grain of salt, as he might not have been privileged to see the full picture...

 

We have to caution our readers, though, as the evidence material contains nudity and somewhat explcit pictures. Please heed the warnings!

 

How AElfwine learned about the LACE:

 

Part 1

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Part 2

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Part 3

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-- The End --


Notes:

(1) AElfwine the mariner is a character Tolkien created in his Lost Tales; his story, and how he ended up in Aman and brought back the knowledge of everything we know about Elves is told in the History of Middle Earth (HoME), Vol. II, The Book of Lost Tales, London 1984, HarperCollins Publishers 2002, page 312 and following. The Laws and Customs of The Eldar, as published in HoME Vol. 10, "Morgoth's Ring", London 1993, HarperCollins Publishers 2002, Page 209 and following, are told in AElfwine's voice and start with "AElfwine's Preamble". So, it is his account we hear when we read the LACE, not those of the Elves themselves.

 


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Crowdaughter

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: Other

Genre: Humor

Rating: Adult

Last Updated: 11/27/06

Original Post: 11/27/06

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Gandalfs apprentice - 27 Nov 06 - 2:23 PM

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Great show, Crowdaughter! ROTFLMAO

Do you have more cartoons for us? 

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Crowdaughter - 27 Nov 06 - 3:08 PM

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Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

<i>Do you have more cartoons for us? </i>

 Unfortunately not, at the moment. But I may always be tempted to take my quill out, again... Smile

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oshun - 27 Nov 06 - 3:20 PM

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Very funny--love that quick "turn to other occupations." Nicely done.

Oshun

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Jay of Lasgalen - 28 Nov 06 - 2:25 AM

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*Grin*

I'm glad you posted this!  I was intrigued about the cartoon.

 Great fun - and it explains a lot.  I particularly liked the threesome behind the rock :)

Jay

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Crowdaughter - 28 Nov 06 - 3:31 PM

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Hi, Jay!

I'm glad you posted this! I was intrigued about the cartoon.

*bows* I'm glad you liked it! Always happy to amuse!

Aislynn

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Crowdaughter - 01 Dec 06 - 11:55 AM

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Hi, Oshun!

Thank you for commenting, and sorry that i am late in replying!

Very funny--love that quick "turn to other occupations." Nicely done.

Grin Now that you mention it... the 'turn to other occupations' makes one think, does it not? Apparently, there are more uses of that song than meet the eye... Laugh out loud

Thank you again for your comment! -- Aislynn


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