4. Tales of the Dragon
Challenge Fic for the OSA Drabbles #5: Bad Guys My friend Viv and I picked each other's characters for an extra challenge.
Smaug sighed loudly. He was so bored.
Rolling on his side, Smaug thought perhaps he should find a fiery lady dragon. No. She would only be after his treasures anyway: or his body. He was, after all, the most powerful and cunning beast in Middle Earth.
That Balrog thought he was. Puuuulease. Just because you have a whip, doesn't mean you are in charge. That whip may impress the locals but Smaug knew that Balrog roasted his marshmallows just like Smaug did.
Then they rolled a dwarf in them, squished them in between graham crackers, and chocolate.
Yummy! Dwarf smores.
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