Stuff 'n Nonsense: 3. ~Splish Splash~

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3. ~Splish Splash~

(to the tune of "Splish Splash, I was Taking a Bath")

Splish splash, you'll be takin' a bath
Saruman, you son of a dog
Rub a dub, you'll be drowning in your tub
Floatin' like a dead bullfrog...
We're breakin' the dam
Releasin' the water
Pretty soon sucker,
you'll be wetter than an otter
Splish splash, you'll be takin' a bath
The Ents have got a party goin' on....

You'll be a splishin' and a splashin'
Moanin' and a groanin'
Slippin' and a drippin',
Soakin' and a croakin', yeah!

 [They dance as Merry and Pippin play hobbit instruments]

Bing bang, I brung the whole gang
All the way to old Isengard
Flip flop, better get out the mop
We've made a swimmin' pool of your yard....
Here am I Treebeard and Merry and a Pippin
And ol' Quickbeam, gonna really get you drippin'
Wella, splish splash, you are gonna get a bath
Hope you got your wadin' boots on....

All together:
Cuz you'll be splishin' and a splashin',
Moanin' and a groanin'
Slippin' and a drippin',
Soakin' and a croakin',
we'll be floatin' and a gloatin'
splishin' and a splashin'...yeah!!!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Armariel

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/24/09

Original Post: 09/08/07

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