Stuff 'n Nonsense: 4. ~Swingin' on a Star~

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4. ~Swingin' on a Star~

(to the tune of.....uh......"Swingin' on a Star".....ahem)

Galadriel:
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry starlight around in a jar
You could be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a Troll?

A Troll won't do anything but swing a big mace
Leaves dwarf bones all over the place
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's mean and ugly with a smelly reek
And by the way, if you have no self-control
You may grow up to be a Troll!

*glances slyly in the direction of Boromir*

But would you like to swing on a star
Carry starlight around in a jar
You could be better off than you are
or would you rather be an Orc?

An Orc has a face only his momma could love
He's nasty when it comes to push or shove
He has no manners at his breakfast or lunch
If he's really hungry, on your leg he may munch
So if you hate to use a spoon or a fork
You may grow up to be an Orc!

*winks at Pippin*

But would you like to swing on a star
Carry starlight around in a jar
You could be better off than you are
or would you rather be a Wraith?

A Wraith is a scary ghost all dressed up in black
His voice could bring on a heart attack
To serve Lord Sauron is his only thought
He's scared of water so he screams a lot
So if you don't have a lot of hope or faith
You could grow up to be a Wraith....

*looks seriously at Frodo*

And all the Wargs aren't in Isengard
You might spy one or two in your yard
So you see, if you try very hard
You could be better than you are....
You could be swingin' on a star!

*exits with a smile*

 


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Armariel

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/24/09

Original Post: 09/08/07

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