Stuff 'n Nonsense: 9. WHAT IF........

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9. WHAT IF........

A/N:  Once upon on a message board, someone posted a question:  "Frodo went through a lot to destroy the Ring; how might he have been spared all the trouble?" (or something like that--it's been a while)...Well, here's what I came up with.....fortunately for us readers, it didn't happen;)

Sauron: [admiring his new creation] Ring, Ring upon my hand, who's the most powerful in the land?

Ring:  O Sauron, thou art powerful, in truth,

          Puissant and mighty, but forsooth

          I'll pass unto a King most brawny

          And then unto a creature scrawny

          Who'll lose me to a shorter galoot

          Who'll give me to his nephew most cute

          Who'll toss me back from whence I came

          Thy tower shall topple into the flame

          And when all this shall come to pass

          The Bards will sing how you lost your----

Sauron:  WHAAAAAAAAT????  I don't @#$%^&*ing THINK SO!!!!!! [tosses Ring into fire]

Ring:  AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Armariel

Status: General

Completion: Ongoing Serial

Era: Multi-Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/24/09

Original Post: 09/08/07

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