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1. For This Relief Much Thanks

"Ada! Ada! I gotta present!"

Looking up from reams of reports, Aragorn can just see his small son's excited face peeking over the top of the huge oak desk.

"Have you now? From whom?"

"From da Har – Hari..."

"The Haradri ambassador, Prince Telkhanar", Arwen supplies from the doorway. "He knew that Eldarion turns three next week, and as his embassage must depart tomorrow, most graciously presented a gift in advance."

"Gracious indeed." The King of Arnor and Gondor gravely surveys his heir. "And what is your present, my son?"

Eldarion is beaming from ear to ear.

"It a offerlaunt!"

Elessar feels the blood draining from his face. Where, in Eärendil's name, is he supposed to billet an oliphaunt? It surely can't be kept in the City, the beast will need forage – can he send it out to Faramir at Emyn Arnen? No, Éowyn would kill him, it would terrify her horses – oh, White Tree, and we daren't refuse it; matters are at such a delicate stage with Harad; blast Telkhanar, are they actually trying to sabotage the negotiations?...

"Look, Ada!" Through his feverish speculations he realises Eldarion is insistently holding something up for inspection. "Offerlaunt!"

The mûmak is beautifully carved of lebethron wood, tiny emeralds for eyes, a jewelled palanquin upon its back; Eldarion proudly demonstrates its jointed limbs and trunk. Aragorn feels weak with relief.

" That is... a most appropriate gift, Elda'." He glances at his Queen and knows, from the faint twitching in the corners of her mouth, that she has caught him in his error. "Perhaps Nana could help you compose a suitable note of thanks to Harad." He lets out a long breath. "I am certainly very grateful indeed."


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Azalais

Status: Reviewed

Completion: Complete

Era: 4th Age

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 07/03/11

Original Post: 01/16/10

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For This Relief Much Thanks

jgmsccc - 21 Jan 10 - 7:20 PM

Ch. 1: For This Relief Much Thanks

I think this is even more humorous to those of us who have had the same feeling about a gift given to our children.  Thanks.

For This Relief Much Thanks

Larner - 01 Aug 10 - 7:31 AM

Ch. 1: For This Relief Much Thanks

Thoughts of the habit of past kings of Thailand giving such gifts (white ones, of course) to those of their lords who had offended them so as to ruin them financially go through my head.  Heh!

For This Relief Much Thanks

Adonnen Estenniel - 03 Jul 11 - 6:02 PM

Ch. 1: For This Relief Much Thanks

A wonderful look at family dynamics. Your portrayal of Eldarion is very good, and I love the stream-of-consciousness rant of Aragorn's, and the tension as it builds.


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