Postcards from B. Baggins: 1. Bundle One

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1. Bundle One

A/N: Having come about on a boring summer day and many a blank and otherwise wasted postcard on the author's lap.

[card: gorgeous sunrise over Belegaer]

Bert, William & Tom
Troll Hole, After-the-river-beside-the-road
Eriador ME

Enjoying the Sun.
Wish you were here.

B. Baggins.

[card: White Tree of Minas Tirith, lit with Christmas lights]

The Dúnedain alias Estel, alias Aragorn, alias Elessar, alias Heir of Isildur, etc etc etc
Last Homely House, Imladris (or wherever)
Eriador ME

Stinky –
Dunno if you'll ever get this in "The Wilds".
Enclosed some little soaps from the hotel.

B. Baggins.

[card: an Elvish folk-dance in woody clearing, lady's skirts twirling, men pounding barrels with mugs]

Glóin, s. Gróin, s. Farin, .s Borin, etc
What Was Smaug's Pantry, Erebor
Wilderland ME

Glóin, s. etc –

Send more jewels!
Will send check later.

B. Baggins.

[card: potato fields of Buckland 'No visitors please']

Mr. Gollum
Six-right-seven-left-two-right-one-left-one-right, Goblin Town
Misty Mts. ME

Sucker –
Guess what's in our pocketses?

B. Baggins of the Shire.

Wish I could say Presh says hi.
But he doesn't.

[card: Barrow-downs, one folksy dressed wight drying out bones in moonshine]

Barliman Butterbur
Prancing Pony, Bree, Bree Hill, Breeland
Eriador ME

Sorry about turning the place inside out.
Turns out the keys were in my other pocket.
You can stop looking now.

B. Baggins.

[card: portrait of massive cud-chewing bovine 'Kine farms: from the pasture to your platter']

Beorn Skin-Changer
The Carrock, Anduin
Wilderland ME

Havin fun. Just last night enjoyed a scrumptious 4-course dinner.
The leg-o-lamb was particularly palatable.

B. Baggins.

This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Kitt Otter

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 06/28/10

Original Post: 06/28/10

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