Sneaking!: 1. Talking Stones

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1. Talking Stones


"Aii!! Oh, hello."

"Did I just sneak up on you?"

"WHAT?!? No, no, no!! Of course not!"

"Mmmhhmmm. Then what precisely did I do?"

"You, you, startled me. That's all. I knew you were there, I merely did not expect you to speak!"

"You thought me mute?"

"Don't be preposterous!"

"You are the one who refuses to admit that I snuck up on you!"

"Wipe that smirk off your face!"

"Oh, so you admit it then?"

"If I say yes, will you shut up and go away?"

"Hmm, maybe. What are you doing anyway?"

"I am listening to the earth."

"You are talking to the rocks?"

"That is not what I said, but I suppose it comes out to that in a way, yes."

"Soooo, I snuck up on you because you were talking to rocks."

"Valar! YES! You snuck up on me because I was talking to rocks! Now will you be silent and leave?!?"

"Yeesssss, but only because I have to go see Aragorn."

"Why do you need to see Estel?"

"Well, besides the fact that he asked me to help him inspect the gates today, I think he would be very interested in the fact that I snuck up on you while you were talking to rocks! Don't you?"

"WHHHAAAATTTTT???!?!?!?!??? GIMLI!! COME BACK HERE!!!!!! You will regret this, coward!!! Blasted Dwarf. I should have shot him, instead of that Uruk-hai he was sitting on! Pointy-Eared Elvish Princeling indeed! Hmm, shoot him instead... Where is my bow? ...  Ohh, there's Pippin! Maybe he knows..."

"Oi, Pippin!"

"Legolas! Good to see you! Can I help you?"

"Yeesss, you see, I seem to have misplaced my bow..."

"Oh! Well, I think I may have seen Gimli with it. Infact, I think he took it with him when he and Strider went down to the gates!"

"Thank you, Pippin! GIMLI TOOK MY BOW?!? That Dwarf is dead!"


"Umm, Aragorn, could we conclude this inspection at a later date? I think I should probably,"


"Oh, Legolas! Hello! Umm, your bow? I, I really couldn't say! Such a thin thing, completely unreliable, much too easy to lose! But, I'll leave you to find it! I have to, have to, umm, I have to go make sure that I told the milk man not to send me any milk when I am in Aglarond next week! Actually, I think I will leave today! Yes, that is what I will do! Goodbye Aragorn! Goodbye Legolas!"


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Tauriel

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - Post-Ring War

Genre: Humor

Rating: General

Last Updated: 09/16/13

Original Post: 09/16/13

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