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1. Four for Bilbo!

Written for the LOTR Community Laugh/Rhymes challenge.  For Elveses and Rhyselle for their birthdays.  Enjoy!   

Four for Bilbo!    

There once was a Hobbit named Baggins    

Who liked his beer served him in flagons.    

            He went with Dwarves for a lark    

            And played riddles in the dark,    

And ended up fencing with Dragons! 


Though renowned by his own for solidity,    

Dwarves thought him the height of timidity.    

            But they learned he could think    

            On his toes, at the brink!    

And their respect for him grew with rapidity!    


For fear that in barrels they'd sink    

For air he dared not leave them a chink!    

            So the lids he tamped down    

            And though not one did drown    

Of apples they sickened of the stink.    


He came home a far wiser man,    

And the buyers from Bag End he ran.    

            Though Lobelia got his spoons    

            He found poetical lampoons    

Drove her bats, so he sings them when he can!


This is a work of fan fiction, written because the author has an abiding love for the works of J R R Tolkien. The characters, settings, places, and languages used in this work are the property of the Tolkien Estate, Tolkien Enterprises, and possibly New Line Cinema, except for certain original characters who belong to the author of the said work. The author will not receive any money or other remuneration for presenting the work on this archive site. The work is the intellectual property of the author, is available solely for the enjoyment of Henneth Annûn Story Archive readers, and may not be copied or redistributed by any means without the explicit written consent of the author.

Story Information

Author: Larner

Status: General

Completion: Complete

Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards

Genre: Poetry

Rating: General

Last Updated: 05/02/14

Original Post: 05/02/14

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