"Gondor has no harlots; Gondor needs no harlots," said Legolas gaily.
LMAO!!! That is hysterical. You need that on an avie now Jael!
"That is exactly what Arwen said when I first broached the subject. And when I persisted in it to the point of inviting you here to discuss the matter, she . . . Well, I regret to inform you that I am, at present, sleeping in my dressing room."
Good going Arwen ;) Aragorn should be sleeping on the floor!
"He 'is' very ornamental," Legolas said dryly. "And needing a person of this sort, you of course thought of me. Ai, Aragorn, I do not know whether to feel flattered, or to throttle you!"
"You will have to throttle someone else," Aragorn replied, "for the idea was not mine originally. It was Gimli's."
I'd like to be the fly on the wall when he and Gimli have a talk about why Legolas was chosen lol
Great start Jael. I think I'm hooked.