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- 1. The Shipwright Shrugs
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 08/18/12 Original Post: 07/25/10
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 5 Word Count: 5,953
Era: Multi-Age Genre: Humor Completion: Work in Progress - Short whatnots and nonsense about Círdan, spanning from Cuiviénen to Forever. 5--Waiting: Nowë makes four promises to his brother. 500 words fixed length.
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- 2. LotR Scraps
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/01/11 Original Post: 06/01/11
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 681
Era: Multi-Age Genre: Humor Completion: Work in Progress - Where indiscriminant LotR stuff is hoarded. SCRAP 1 - CAST IT INTO THE FIRE - What really happened in the Cracks of Doom? Elrond's half-mortal brain may be faulty… Movie-verse!
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- 3. Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody?
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 01/20/11 Original Post: 10/19/08
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 10 Word Count: 24,488
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War Genre: Humor Completion: Work in Progress - 'Fraid so. Frodo's a stinker and Bilbo's worse. Sauron's beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee. Thanks Clodia!
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- 4. Just a Short Smoke
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 07/19/10 Original Post: 07/19/10
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 2,710
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - Saruman is not the only member of the Wise with a secret.
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- 5. Thou Master of Mischief
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 07/05/10 Original Post: 07/05/10
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 2,128
Era: 1st Age Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - Círdan gives a commentary on the Noldor princes, Lúthien has an idea, and Thingol throws pillows.
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- 6. Postcards from B. Baggins
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/28/10 Original Post: 06/28/10
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 2 Word Count: 854
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - While on holiday, Bilbo has some time to spare.
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- 7. A Trinket Exchanged
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/28/10 Original Post: 06/28/10
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 2,024
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - Two Elf-princes barter away a mithril shirt. But Dwarves are cunning bargainers, and in the end, just who really profits?
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- 8. The Ottyssey
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 11/16/09 Original Post: 06/16/09
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 13 Word Count: 33,901
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - After a freak accident involving a tongue and a voltmeter, I find myself facedown in Arda dirt, in the body of a water-weasel. And with nothing better to do, I take on the burden of making the Fellowship's lives miserable.
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- 9. The Stars That Varda Made
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 12/13/08 Original Post: 12/13/08
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 2,834
Era: Other Genre: Critical Essay Completion: Complete - An essay. Varda kindled the stars and set them into patterns. Many of these stars the Professor named in Elvish, but which real-life stars was he referring to?
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- 10. Orc Talk!
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 10/19/08 Original Post: 03/16/08
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 1,842
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - Young Legolas learns a new word, and his brother learns to be more prudent. MEFA 2008 nominee.
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- 11. The Adventures of Scaldo and Dwarf
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 07/16/08 Original Post: 03/08/08
Status: General Rating: General Chapters: 19 Word Count: 16,589
Era: 3rd Age - The Stewards Genre: Humor Completion: Complete - Scaldo Chubb is a hobbit who wants nothing more than to eat for the rest of his days, until one horrible day when a rude traveler of no name drags him off into the unknown. At the mercy of an insane dwarf, Scaldo must face unseen enemies, hungry water, and even uncooked meals…
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12. Hidden Watcher
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 06/16/08 Original Post: 03/24/08
Status: Reviewed Rating: General Chapters: 1 Word Count: 773
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War Genre: General Completion: Complete - In Moria, Legolas takes his watch and something watches him. MEFA 2008 nominee.
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13. Trust to Fate
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Author: Kitt Otter
Last Updated: 05/29/08 Original Post: 04/23/08
Status: Reviewed Rating: General Chapters: 3 Word Count: 2,801
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War Genre: Drama Completion: Complete - Short AU: Forgetting every impossibility, the Three Hunters overtake the Orcs and contrive a plan to save the two captives.
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