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1. Advice Taken This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 12/07/03  Original Post: 11/23/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 5,399
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Sequel to "Advice," and will make more sense if you read that first. Aragorn has a host of new ideas, but can he put them into action? Warning: Implied slash Legolas/Gimli.
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2. Advice This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 10/20/03  Original Post: 10/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 7,729
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Humorous vignette. Post ROTK. Aragorn turns to Legolas and Gimli for guidance on… ahem…a personal matter. Warnings: Adult theme. Lots of kinkiness. ‘Slightly-more-than-implied’ slash, Legolas/Gimli
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3. Plagued By Dreams This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/19/03  Original Post: 07/28/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 2  Word Count: 5,031
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Faramir is hoping that a few days of hunting with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli will be a welcome break, but on the eve of the expedition, he discovers his companions are troubled by strange dreams. Can he unravel the mystery of the nightmares? Post ROTK.
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4. Hobbits: An Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/16/03  Original Post: 08/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,372
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Everything you always wanted to know about the care of hobbits, plus quite a lot of information that you probably didn't.
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5. Birthday's Eve This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/12/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 7,878
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
On the eve of his son’s birthday, Aragorn is finding life as King of Gondor somewhat stressful. Could a day with two old friends be the answer? Sequel to “The Gift”. Warning: Implied slash L/G.
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6. Gimli: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/07/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,103
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
This text, recently discovered in the Chamber of Mazarbul, is the ultimate guide to Gimli, son of Gloin. This is the user guide that was described by “The Khazad-dum Times” as “Worth its weight in mithril”.
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7. Legolas: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/27/03  Original Post: 08/10/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,223
Era: Other   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
At last! The definitive User Guide to everyone's favourite wood-elf. Warning: relentless innuendo.
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8. Boromir: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/21/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,971
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Worried about the care and maintenance of your Man of Gondor? Then look no further! This comprehensive handbook will answer all your questions, plus a few others that you wouldn’t have thought to ask!
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9. Aragorn: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/19/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,576
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Thinking of buying an ARAGORN this summer? Own one already but can't find the button to turn him on? Then look no further than this authoritative guide to the operation and upkeep of your trusty Ranger.
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10. Council of Elrond in the style of Hiawatha, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/17/03  Original Post: 07/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,607
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Find out what would have happened if Tolkien had collaborated with Longfellow. Warning: mild swearing, and I don't just mean from the people reading it.
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11. Gift, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 07/19/03  Original Post: 07/08/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,065
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Prince Eldarion’s first birthday is fast approaching and Legolas and Gimli are having trouble deciding what to buy for him. Humourous vignette. Warning: mild slash.
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Rotting On The Vine

Lorniel is not an Elf - 27 Jul 14 - 6:02 PM

Ch. 2: II

You cannot forgive yourself, Aruthir?
You hope I can forgive you?
Is that why you wanted to "vomit with rage" when I dared to reopen my facebook account?

Do you really want me to forgive you?
If you are genuine in your desire for forgiveness, earn it.
- because your behaviour indicates that you'd prefer me to cease to exist....

At least show a little contrition, rather than continuing scorn, blame and hatred...

As you have admitted here, I did not leave you.
I would never have left you.
You left me, when I was desperately ill.

My deepest regret is that my body recovered, while leaving my soul shattered.
My deepest regret is that my body recovered at all...

At least that's one thing we can agree on...

Don't worry; I will not be back here.

Enjoy the new life you chose for yourself.

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His Mother's Son

Himring - 13 Jul 14 - 5:03 AM

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An unusual subject and an interesting take on it! I hadn't spotted the potential for quite so much darkness in that passage before you brought it out.

(Sorry for duplication, this was meant to be a public comment on the story, not a private email, but I pasted it into the wrong place at first.)

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Forest Assault

eliza61 - 27 Jun 14 - 7:26 AM

Ch. 1: Forest Assault

LOL, loved this story Nieriel.  I read it a while ago so forgive me if I said so before.  very very charming and sweet. 

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Follow The Sun

cassie - 17 Jun 14 - 12:56 PM

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This is so beautifully heartbreaking. A great story from a wonderful writer. I can hardly see for the tears but thank you for sharing this here.

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When Fandoms Collide

Elleunamme Maltovia - 12 Jun 14 - 12:18 PM

Ch. 3: The Big Bang That Wasn't...

I've never seen the Avengers so some of this is lost on me, but I still find it hilarious! Love Frodo's response when Thor says Sauron isn't defeated. xD And turning Mordor into a waterpark is just brilliant. 

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