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1. Advice Taken This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 12/07/03  Original Post: 11/23/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 5,399
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Sequel to "Advice," and will make more sense if you read that first. Aragorn has a host of new ideas, but can he put them into action? Warning: Implied slash Legolas/Gimli.
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2. Advice This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 10/20/03  Original Post: 10/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 7,729
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Humorous vignette. Post ROTK. Aragorn turns to Legolas and Gimli for guidance on… ahem…a personal matter. Warnings: Adult theme. Lots of kinkiness. ‘Slightly-more-than-implied’ slash, Legolas/Gimli
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3. Plagued By Dreams This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/19/03  Original Post: 07/28/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 2  Word Count: 5,031
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Faramir is hoping that a few days of hunting with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli will be a welcome break, but on the eve of the expedition, he discovers his companions are troubled by strange dreams. Can he unravel the mystery of the nightmares? Post ROTK.
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4. Hobbits: An Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/16/03  Original Post: 08/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,372
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Everything you always wanted to know about the care of hobbits, plus quite a lot of information that you probably didn't.
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5. Birthday's Eve This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/12/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 3  Word Count: 7,878
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
On the eve of his son’s birthday, Aragorn is finding life as King of Gondor somewhat stressful. Could a day with two old friends be the answer? Sequel to “The Gift”. Warning: Implied slash L/G.
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6. Gimli: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 09/07/03  Original Post: 08/20/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,103
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
This text, recently discovered in the Chamber of Mazarbul, is the ultimate guide to Gimli, son of Gloin. This is the user guide that was described by “The Khazad-dum Times” as “Worth its weight in mithril”.
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7. Legolas: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/27/03  Original Post: 08/10/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: General  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,223
Era: Other   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
At last! The definitive User Guide to everyone's favourite wood-elf. Warning: relentless innuendo.
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8. Boromir: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/21/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,971
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Worried about the care and maintenance of your Man of Gondor? Then look no further! This comprehensive handbook will answer all your questions, plus a few others that you wouldn’t have thought to ask!
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9. Aragorn: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/19/03  Original Post: 08/11/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,576
Era: Multi-Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Thinking of buying an ARAGORN this summer? Own one already but can't find the button to turn him on? Then look no further than this authoritative guide to the operation and upkeep of your trusty Ranger.
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10. Council of Elrond in the style of Hiawatha, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 08/17/03  Original Post: 07/30/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 1,607
Era: 3rd Age - Ring War   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Find out what would have happened if Tolkien had collaborated with Longfellow. Warning: mild swearing, and I don't just mean from the people reading it.
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11. Gift, The This is a HASA reviewed story.
Author: Theresa Green
Last Updated: 07/19/03  Original Post: 07/08/03
Status: Reviewed  Rating: Adult  Chapters: 1  Word Count: 2,065
Era: 4th Age   Genre: Humor  Completion: Complete
Prince Eldarion’s first birthday is fast approaching and Legolas and Gimli are having trouble deciding what to buy for him. Humourous vignette. Warning: mild slash.
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The Patter of Feet

erunyauve - 24 May 13 - 9:24 PM

Ch. 3: Chapter 3

I'm enjoying this story - it's not often that we get such an introspective Legolas.  And I always wanted to know what Legolas and Gimli were up to when they were roaming around Lothlórien.

I especially appreciated the bit about Galadriel.  It's always irked me to see her regarded as practically a saint while Thranduil is treated as a villain.  No one seems to remember that he held his realm without a ring to protect it.

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All That Matters

Ellynn - 11 May 13 - 1:47 AM

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Really sad, and well written.

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And The Woods Responded

TariElfLady - 24 Apr 13 - 11:32 AM

Ch. 15: Chapter 14

This is sooo good. I can't wait for the next chapter to be posted.  The twins simply must be reunited and Sveyn will have to find a way to woo Aeve properly.

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A Sudden Keen Glance

Himring - 22 Apr 13 - 12:00 AM

Ch. 2: Kano

That is quite a warlike Maglor (for Third-Age Maglor, in particular). Himling is quite a logical place for him to dwell, of course!

Erestor clearly has a complex backstory here. 

It will be interesting to see what the two of them might be able to achieve!

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Thunder and Lightning

Rihan - 21 Apr 13 - 2:12 PM

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Love your story! Can't wait for next chapter...

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